Posted 19 hours ago

jasonswenson:

Submerged

Jason Swenson

Posted 19 hours ago
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500daysofevilexes:

This movie is too damn hilarious for its own good.

(Source: askthefangirls)

Posted 19 hours ago

You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

(Source: delgrosso)

Posted 19 hours ago

naughty-chekov:

what do you mean this isn’t how the scene went

this is exactly how it went

Posted 20 hours ago
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africant:

 vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

Posted 20 hours ago

Here you go. A list of the same overused games edited into one photoset except with a more inspirational quote.

(Source: 8ayonetta)

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Posted 1 day ago

phoenix-falls:

No sugardaddies. No sugar mamas. No sugarbabies. Full socialism in romantic relationships. There are only sugarcomrades.

Posted 1 day ago
I’ll tell you the most believable thing about [Orange Is The New Black] is the idea that Piper only got 15 months for running dope money…I’m a white blonde girl who went out and willfully fucked up and committed armed robbery, and I got five years. There were tons of black girls in my prison who were holding onto a bag of dope for a couple of days, and they always seemed to get, like, 10 years. If you ever find yourself in prison and wonder why there’s tension between white and black, shit like that is probably one of the reasons.
Posted 1 day ago

assassinregrets:

assassinregrets:

NO

ONE

SWEATS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

HAS MORE PETS THAN WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE OUTLINES MORE CHALK SILHOUETTES THAN WILL GRAHAM

"I USE ANTLERS IN ALL MY INVESTIGATING"

OH WHAT A GUY WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE DREAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

CHOKES BACK SCREAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE’S COMING APART AT THE SEAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

"I’M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT HALLUCINATING"

OH WHAT A GUY WILL GRAHAM

Posted 1 day ago
no one warns you about the amount of mourning in growth.
Té V. Smith Releasing & Recieving  (via alteringminds)

(Source: tevsmith)